robinless:

Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)

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gothiccharmschool:

marypsue:

marypsue:

Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear.

Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and tacky red contacts everywhere they go and telling people to call them things like “Lord Bloodfang McDarkness the Third” and “Salacia, Mistress of the Night”.

::falls over laughing::

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Q
Is Crowley still accepting members? If so, how do you join?
Anonymous
A

consulting-cannibal:

oh yeah, he’s always accepting members!! just fill out this very professional form:

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then you have to say some chant (which i can not remember for the life of me, but i think it’s that enochian those demons were saying about goats and mouths), burn it, and voila! you’re in!


actress: [walks into supernatural audition room]
spn executive board: okay give us your best "i just got brutally murdered" face

boazpriestly:

luvr4photography:

ineededtofrolic:

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yeah s10 is gonna be great guys
we had a year of dean being sober
then slip back in s9 and now completely off the rails in s10

Yeah, but Demon!Dean can’t get drunk. So at this point he’s just drinking out of habit because that’s the only way he knows how to deal with anything.

boazpriestly:

luvr4photography:

ineededtofrolic:

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yeah s10 is gonna be great guys

we had a year of dean being sober

then slip back in s9 and now completely off the rails in s10

Yeah, but Demon!Dean can’t get drunk. So at this point he’s just drinking out of habit because that’s the only way he knows how to deal with anything.

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shortcuttothestars:

Spoliling myself today with great food and a trip to H&M Men’s to scout for post-apocalyptic clothes <3 Only possible because of all the amazing people who bought from my shop! I’ve shipped everything out and I hope you’ll like it all :)Everything is thrifted (shoes originally from Bodyline)

shortcuttothestars:

Spoliling myself today with great food and a trip to H&M Men’s to scout for post-apocalyptic clothes <3 Only possible because of all the amazing people who bought from my shop! I’ve shipped everything out and I hope you’ll like it all :)

Everything is thrifted (shoes originally from Bodyline)

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braunernaught:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!


I could get 36 boxes of pasta for 32 bucks. Which would last me MUCH longer than that. and when you don’t have alot of money making food last at a cheap price will always be the first thought in your mind.

braunernaught:

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

I could get 36 boxes of pasta for 32 bucks. Which would last me MUCH longer than that. and when you don’t have alot of money making food last at a cheap price will always be the first thought in your mind.

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scottfoss:

I asked my roommate what she would wish for if she were a magical girl in Madoka, and then this wonderful mess poured out of her mouth.

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